Remember when vibrators were basically neck massagers with a plug? Yeah, those days are long gone. Now, we've got vibes that fit every vibe—think travel-friendly, shower-safe, and, wait for it... remote-controlled. Yup, the future is here and it’s looking amazing 🙌

Remote-control vibrators are more than just cool tech—they let you dial in the exact settings you want without any last-minute button fiddling right when you’re about to peak 🙈 Plus, these toys can get you super close to hands-free pleasure, and if you’re into switching things up, your partner can even take control from afar.

While we’re still waiting for Siri or Alexa to manage our pleasure settings (fingers crossed), these remote-controlled gems are already making solo and partner play easier and more fun.

So, after a ton of debate and some heated internal drama with my team, we've finally reached a unanimous decision. What is the crème de la crème of remote-controlled vibrators?

Best Overall (9.5 / 10)

1. Best Overall Remote-Controlled Panty Vibrator: Pixie

We were a little skeptical about Nancy's latest drop, Pixie. Remote-controlled toys tend to come with baggage—will the connection hold, or glitch mid-fun? Is it quiet enough for a café, or will it make an awkward scene? And comfort? Most are either too bulky or flimsy, slipping out or becoming a hassle. We’ve been there, so we weren’t sure if Nancy could really nail this one.

So here’s the tea: we got our hands on one of the first limited-release Pixies, and let’s just say—it’s next-level. This little thing didn’t just meet expectations, it blew them away. Sleek, discreet, and with a perfect 8-10 meter range, your partner can control it from across the room—no awkward misfires. It’s so quiet, you could be sipping your morning espresso at a café or kicking back at home, and no one would be the wiser. And the best part? The magnetic design keeps it exactly where you want it, delivering steady, intense pleasure with no need for readjustments.

With 10 different vibe settings—from gentle taps to full-on, intense throbbing—Pixie lets you play your way. It’s USB-rechargeable, crafted from smooth, body-safe silicone, and fully waterproof, so it's ready for any adventure, even the steamy ones.😉

Can you handle a casual walk with Pixie on? We dare you to try.

• Material: Premium, body-safe silicone
• Vibe Modes: 10 unique intensities
• Remote Range: 8-10 meters
• Play Time: Up to 45 minutes
• Charge Time: 60 minutes
• Waterproof: Yes, totally splash-friendly!
• Dimensions: Pixie (9.30cm x 4.10cm), Remote (5.50cm x 3.20cm)

THE REVIEW: “I had so many orgasms I soaked my pants! It was fun to try the different patterns and varying levels of intensity. I love it!”

P.S. If this flies off the shelves like the viral Lem did, you could be waiting a while before you get your hands on one.

Almost there (8.5 / 10)

2. Best Couples Remote-Controlled Vibrator: LELO TIANI Duo

Ready to take partnered play to the next level? Look no further than the LELO TIANI Duo! Unlike its little sis, the TIANI 3, this powerhouse boasts not one but two motors—designed to deliver mind-blowing internal and clitoral stimulation simultaneously. It's like having the ultimate tag-team partner in the bedroom, offering an intense sensory experience that elevates intimacy to new heights.

With eight customizable pleasure settings, you can explore a variety of sensations, all controllable via a sleek remote from up to 12 meters away. Whether you want to set the pace or let your partner take charge, this little device makes things more playful and exciting. And while it doesn’t always stay in place perfectly for everyone, a little adjustment can make the experience even more indulgent.

The TIANI Duo offers versatility, pleasure, and convenience—whether you're looking for solo fun or something to spice up your partnered play. Ready to get in on some double trouble? This is your ticket to turning up the heat!

• Material: Silicone and ABS plastic
• Functions: 8 pleasure settings
• Remote Range: Up to 12 meters
• Run Time: Up to 2 hours
• Waterproof: Absolutely!

THE REVIEW: "It is really a different experience, especially for people with a vulva—my girlfriend loved it. I suggest to go slowly to feel the real potential.”

Best bang for your buck (7.5 / 10)

3. Best Budget Remote-Controlled Vibrator: ROMP Cello Vibrating Egg

Ballin' on a budget but still want premium pleasure? The ROMP Cello Vibrating Egg is your ultimate go-to for high-quality vibes at an affordable price point. Priced at just $40, this sleek and powerful little guy offers 10 intense functions, making it perfect for those who want to spice things up without breaking the bank. Its compact, travel-friendly design means you can take it anywhere for discreet fun on the go. Plus, it’s super quiet, so no one will ever know what you're up to.

Whether you're into internal or external play, the ROMP Cello has you covered, thanks to its versatile shape and handy retrieval cord. It also doubles as a Kegel exerciser, offering both fun and functionality in one toy. Sure, the remote can be a bit glitchy at times, but honestly, for $40, it's hard to complain. You’re still getting a lot of bang for your buck with this vibe that won’t break the bank.

• Material: Silicone and ABS plastic
• Functions: 6 vibration speeds and 4 pulsation patterns
• Remote Range: Up to 5 meters
• Run Time: Up to 1 hour
• Waterproof: Yes, but keep the remote dry!

THE REVIEW: "At first I was a little disappointed because the vibrations aren't as strong as other ROMP products, but I was super happy with this once I started using it!”

Best wearable (6.5 / 10)

4. Best Wearable Remote-Controlled Vibrator: ZALO Aya

Whether you're craving a magnetic moment or looking to dive a little deeper, the ZALO Aya has all your pleasure needs covered. This versatile beauty comes with not one, but two attachments—one for internal and one for external use—so you can enjoy a fully immersive experience. Clip the external attachment to your panties with its magnetic clasp for hands-free external stimulation, or pop the internal attachment inside for a tantalizing thrill. The choice is yours!

Control everything with the remote or the ZALO Remote Pro app, giving you the freedom to play from anywhere—whether you're solo or handing control to a partner for some long-distance fun. With eight vibration modes, you can fully customize your sensations, adjusting to whatever mood strikes. And while it's only splashproof (so no, you can’t use this under the sea), it's perfect for other steamy, intimate moments in or out of the bedroom.

• Material: Silicone and ABS plastic
• Functions: 8 vibration modes
• Remote Range: Up to 8 meters
• Run Time: Up to 1 hour
• Waterproof: Splashproof only, babes!

THE REVIEW: "ZALO never fails to amaze me! The quality of this vibrator is fantastic, and I like how versatile the patterns can be through the remote and the app.”

Best for men (6.2 / 10)

5. Best Remote-Controlled Cock Ring: JimmyJane Tarvos

The JimmyJane Tarvos Cock Ring is the ultimate way to add a whole new level of buzz to your bedroom routine. Designed for couples looking to intensify their pleasure, this powerful cock ring delivers targeted stimulation where it matters most. With seven distinct vibration modes and three intensity levels, it’s perfect for customizing your experience to suit your desires, whether you're after perineum or clitoral stimulation.

• Material: Silicone and ABS plastic
• Functions: 7 vibration settings and 3 intensity levels
• Remote Range: Not listed
• Run Time: Up to 1 hour
• Waterproof: Yes (remote is not, so watch out!)

THE REVIEW: "While I enjoyed this toy for obvious reasons, my husband also enjoyed the vibrations and felt that it prolonged the whole experience."

Final Verdict

Nancy's Pixie Remote-Controlled Panty Vibrator takes the crown for the best all-around remote-controlled toy when it comes to design, ease of use, functionality, discreetness, and overall bang for your buck. Despite being a total newbie in this category, you can really see the thought and care put into making a product that’s both simple and awesome. Sure, other toys might seem appealing, but we have to be honest: the rest often fall short on consistency or comfort.

If you're curious about experimenting, feel free to try the others, but if you want a truly top-notch experience, I'd much rather recommend Pixie (a total fave here!) or go for the LELO TIANI Duo for some partnered fun.

And if Pixie sells out as fast as Lem did, you might have to wait a bit, so don’t blame us if you’re unable to order one.